Michael Jordan: Who did you expect? Elmer Fudd?
to throw in characters like Bugs Bunny and Marvin the Martian into their commercials. Obviously, they had Jordan on board, but they needed something else that would be sure to grab all the little kids' attention. NC (voiceover): Well, in the early 90s, Nike had a brilliant marketing plan for selling their hottest new item, Air Jordans. NC (voiceover): First of all, you might be wondering, "How the hell did this idea even come about?"įootage of early nineties Nike Air Jordan/Looney Tunes commercials So with that said, let's take a look at how these two wonderful pastimes got transformed into the cinematic gang rape that lies before us. I just really hate it when Hollywood takes not one, but TWO of the things that I hold so dear to me and poisons it with undiluted urine-filled backwash that I hate so much. NC (voiceover): THE WORST PIECE OF COMMERCIALIZED, HALF-BAKED HORSESHIT THAT EVER HIT THE. Because if you don't, YOU GET FUCKING SPACE JAM! However you want to be sure to keep these two elements as FAAAAAR away from each other as humanly possible. Again, who doesn't? It's fun, it's intense, it gives you a rush of energy, it's also absolutely wonderful.
And you wanna know what else? I love basketball. Who doesn't? They're funny, they're clever, they're unique, they're absolutely wonderful. NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to.
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